Finally, we get an answer.
Isolation breeds innovation for Bill O’Brien and the Houston Texans.
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More than a month after throwing four interceptions against the Kansas City Chiefs in this year's Wild Card round, Texans quarterback Brian Hoyer opens up about a debilitating childhood setback that has dogged him his whole career.
Proudly distributing sensationalized rubbish since 2010. According to league sources, the NFL has fined the Houston Texans and specifically its owner Bob McNair for conduct beneficial to the league. Battle Red Onion has the scoop.
Proudly distributing sensationalized rubbish since 2010. Quarterback Ryan Mallet outlines his plan for taking over the starting role for the Houston Texans.
Despite not yet having played a single down of professional football, Tom Savage will be shoe-horned into the 2014 Class of the Pro Football Hall of Fame. Find out why in this latest edition of Battle Red Onion.
The NFL's "silly season" has gotten a little sillier as reports are coming in that Houston Texans GM Rick Smith was fooled into thinking the NFL Draft begins this weekend and flew to New York by himself two weeks too soon. Find out how they did it.
A simple guide for the Houston Texans to avoid making a colossal mistake in free agency.
This week on BRO, we find J.J. on some kind of slickened surface pushing what appears to be a remote control around with a disfigured garden tool.
Sources tell BROthat this activity is known colloquially among Wisconsinites as push-puck or ice stick invader men. We'll monitor this new hobby as necessary.
Next week on BRO: We catch up with Jared Crick and his continuing quest to finish his taxes. What role will Form 990-W play?
J.J. Watt is a very good defensive end. How good? Very few ends are capable of sending opposing quarterbacks to mental institutions after they've faced them; which is unfortunately what happened to Blaine Gabbert in this week's Battle Red Onion.
Fans start rioting on Coach Gary Kubiak's front lawn after a decisive win against the Miami Dolphins. Battle Red Onion has the exclusive on this amazing and completely made up event.
Here's what will happen behind the scenes of the NFL draft. Some of it may be true, most of it is not. We leave it for you to figure out which is which. Enjoy!
In this week's Battle Red Onion, the Texans local bloggers take their pitchforks and plan their revenge against the god of injuries. Vengeance will be ours!
The Texans aren't known for making a splash in free agency. This year changed that with Johnathan Joseph and Danieal Manning. Now the Texans make another controversial signing to save their rapidly thinning quarterback corps.
The Texans aren't the only ones contending with injuries. This week, even their bloggers are fighting the dreaded "injury bug."
Ordinarily Reliant Stadium doesn't have much of a ghost infestation problem. But this week, phantoms abound at the ol' gridiron.
In this week's Battle Red Onion, we learn about an insidious problem within the ranks of the league's officials. It also explains how Super Bowl XL was really won.
Can you be an effective football player and lazy at the same time? Shaun Cody hopes surgery holds the key to this mystery!
Colts get stomped on by the Texans defense. After the game, they're visited by a group of trauma counselors.