Bleach Social: Where Are You Watching Texans-Jaguars?

I don’t think I’ll ever go to Big Bend again. First it was because of failed backpack delivery. Now it’s because of a government shutdown. Next I’ll fall ill. After that, my ankle will be busted in a pickup basketball game. Then my heart will be broken. Once again it will be too hot to scramble thirty miles in that hellacious landscape. And then it will be football season once again.

So I’ll be here, watching the Texans-Jaguars game. Maybe hanging with the boyz. Maybe sitting all alone. Whatever happens, I’ll wish I was somewhere else, anywhere else but here. But there are budgets, back country permits, and responsibilities that come with moving to attend to first. One day. Maybe next year.

Oh well. I’m kind of sort of hoping the Texans lose on Sunday so we get an actual AFC South Championship Game on Sunday night. That could be a FUN time, even if it probably isn’t going to happen.

Anyways, what about you? What are you doing? Are you hoping to finally pop that champagne you bought weeks ago? Is your clicking finger on the trigger to get that AFC South 2018 Champions t-shirt? Are you poking your Tom Brady voodoo doll with ball point pens as you feel the snake bite into your veins? Do you want the Colts or Titans in the first round of the NFL Playoffs if the Texans clinch?

Whatever your plans, let us know in the Comments. If you’re still trying to figure out what you’re going to do, or if you’ll be a stranger in a strange land looking for somewhere to catch the game, pose any queries here; someone might have a suggestion for you. Similarly, if you’ve got a worthy spot staked out somewhere and want to clue fellow Texans fans in to it, please divulge that information in the Comments as well.