It’s almost over. SO close. Just one more of these brain numbing, I wish I was hungover but I’m not hungover football games left. This time it’s the All-TEXAS battle between the Cowboys and Texans, where the winner gets to brag to their friends and enemies on the other side of the line that their team won because of the depth and overall talent of their roster.
Yes, I have made that argument before. It was, like, 2012, and damn, I can’t wait to make that argument again. Because for this game, I’ll probably go hang out with some Cowboys fans and talk fantasy football, Labor Day Weekend, Canada, and the upcoming season. Hopefully, I get lucky and get some free food out of it. Also, this game should 100% should be played in San Antonio instead of Dallas or Houston. Tell my why I’m wrong. You can’t.
What about you? What are you doing? Are you going to take to the internet and say mean things and big words to Cowboys fans that they can’t understand? Will you be hanging around the ones you love (or are acquainted with) who root for that other team in Texas? Will you be doing better things with your life instead, like sitting outside, reading a book, and enjoying the last days of summer, or exercising so you can gain it all back this winter?
Whatever your plans, let us know in the Comments. If you’re still trying to figure out what you’re going to do, or if you’ll be a stranger in a strange land looking for somewhere to catch the game, pose any queries here; someone might have a suggestion for you. Similarly, if you’ve got a worthy spot staked out somewhere and want to clue fellow Texans fans in to it, please divulge that information in the Comments as well.