The rest of the NFL has completed their introduction to the album. The Texans start their season in about, ohhhhhh, four hours or so.
Houston will see what their pass rush looks like without Jadeveon Clowney and try to corral a passing offense led by the most accurate passer in the history of the NFL. They’ll also have to deal with elite pass catchers Michael Thomas and Alvin Kamara. Send positive vibes and throw the ball downfield thoughts through the universe. Hopefully they vibrate through the empty space, bounce off of galaxies, and penetrate Bill O’Brien’s brain stem. Houston will probably have to play shootout tonight to keep up with the Saints.
This is your place to hang out at until the game begins this evening. The first quarter open thread will publish at 6:00 p.m. and kick off is at 6:15 p.m.