Countdown To Kickoff: Texans v. Rams

I have always liked this song, and I think it speaks to the state of your 2021 Houston Texans.

I mean...

Your soul is junk, your brain is dust

All your memories are eaten up with rust

Your nightmares real, dreams too stark

You love the night but you hate the dark

Your mother, your daddy, little sister too

Told you a secret, they were countin’ on you

You were dying to tell, but your dad said son

Button your lip, but it come undone

Cal McNair’s Texans are 1-6. But they come [sic] undone long before this afternoon at NRG Stadium. Nevertheless, should you want to chat about those Texans in advance of today’s tilt against the Rams, do so in the Comments below. The game thread will publish at 11:45 a.m. CDT.