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JJ Watt vs 9 yr old

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JJ Watt and 9 yr old with same style of play.

Watch: Arian Foster Piano-ing For His Daughter

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❤️ A video posted by feeno (@arianfoster) on Jun 18, 2015 at 7:34pm PDT

If the video doesn't show up above, click here to watch it on his Instagram page.

D'awwwww. The warrior poet laureate posted this last week for Father's Day, no doubt, but it's still worth sharing now.

I've always wanted to learn how to play the drums, but Arian Foster has got me reconsidering.

Watching D.J. Swearinger On "Hard Knocks" Would Have Been A Headache

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Here's a clip of former Texans safety D.J. Swearinger on last year's edition of Hard Knocks. These are typcial D.J. Swearinger things that D.J. Swearinger often did.

And here's my totally baseless crackpot theory: Swearinger was released in large part due to the Texans knowing that they had a great chance at hosting the show this season, and they didn't want him mucking up their squeaky clean image on national television.

...or maybe he was just bad at football.

We Should've Known All Along That Vince Wilfork Would Be A Texan

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1) Jamming to "Wanna be a Baller" by Houston's very own Li'l Troy
2) Smoking some pork ribs in a homemade smoker
3) Generally having a whale of a time

Yep, I think it's safe to say that freshly-signed gargantuan Vince Wilfork will fit in quite nicely here in Houston.

Hat tip to Jerome Solomon for linking this on Twitter.

J.J. Watt, Case Keenum & Other Texans Featured In 2015's NFL Bad Lip Reading

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The bros over at Bad Lip Reading have released their latest video featuring NFL players and coaches.

I think they pretty much nailed the extent of Case Keenum's pre-snap reading prowess. Check it out here and all of their other videos here.

J.J. Watt Does It All: Forces, Recovers Fumble; Catches TD Pass

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JJ Watt strips Jake Locker of the ball, and recovers the fumble. He then checks in on offense, and catches his third receiving touchdown of the season. #MVP

J. J. Watt Catches Ryan Mallett's First Career TD Pass

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Ryan Mallett throws a fade route to J.J. Watt for his first career touchdown pass. Watt's miraculous catch was his second touchdown reception this season.

VINE: J.J. Watt 79-Yard Pick Six

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J.J. Watt takes it to the house for his second career pick six.

J.J. Watt Took To Google After Signing His $100,000,000.00 Extension

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This is far too good to be true. What's next? Is J.J. Watt going to start saying, "Golly gee wilikers!" after every sack?

The Texans' Quarterback Situation Could Always Be Worse...

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Remember when Josh McCown was talked about as a viable option for the Texans to pursue in Free Agency? Yeah...

Not even Matt Schaub has looked this bad, or have I white-washed the 2013 season too much?