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Totally Not Fake News: One Down, 16 More to Go

The more things change...well, actually, Houston beating Jacksonville at home, that really doesn’t change all that much.

Totally Not Fake News: First Impressions From Camp

With the start of camp come the first wave of impressions for the 2021 Texans

David Culley Loves Nachos, and I Love David Culley

Open your heart.

2022 NFL Mock Draft: The Houston Texans Select...

Say goodbye.

TOTALLY NOT FAKE NEWS: Heroes & Villains

Is there anyone to blame or praise for the Texans this offseason?

TOTALLY NOT FAKE NEWS: Getting Pumped For The New Season

The Texans are All About the Future and the Upcoming Season. The Future and Upcoming Season...and Absolutely Nothing Else!!!

Fan Service: A Battle Red Blog Novella (Chapter Four)

This is a serialized novella about an unlikely hero and a very likely villain.

Totally Not Fake News: The Purges Continue

...until the spiritual strength of the Holy and Divine Texans improves.

Totally Not Fake News: Back To The Drawing Board

Meet the New Strategy...Same as the Old Strategy.

Fan Service: A Battle Red Blog Novella (Chapter Three)

This is a serialized novella about an unlikely hero and a very likely villain.

Totally Not Fake News: New Team Strategery

They have to get something right...right?

Houston Texans Football Is Under Attack By Demonic Entity

Part 1: Welcome to the Nightmare.

Fan Service: A Battle Red Blog Novella (Chapter Two)

This is a serialized novella about an unlikely hero and a very likely villain.

Fan Service: A Battle Red Blog Novella (Chapter One)

This is a serialized novella about an unlikely hero and a very likely villain.

Totally Not Fake News: The Force Behind It All

Finally, we may have our answers...

Totally Not Fake News: Know Your Terms

It’s important to have the right words for the right occasions.

Totally Not Fake News: The Burning Question Of Our Time

Brought to you by the completely reliable and totally accurate Totally Not Fake News Poll.

Totally Not Fake News: Texans Hire New General Manager

There is one less open job at NRG Park.

Totally Not Fake News: The Last Week of the Regular Season

For every ending, there is always another beginning. -Ancient philosopher...we think.

Houston Texans Year In Review: The Worst Christmas Gift Ever

DeAndre Hopkins or Bill O’Brien? One brings joy, the other horror.

Totally Not Fake News: Texans Stars Punished for Violation of COVID Protocols, Filing Appeal

Does the punishment fit the crime?

It’s A Marginal Life

And now Battle Red Blog presents the holiday classic...with a slight twist.

Totally Not Fake News: The Faith of the Texans

There is no NFL team but the Texans, and Easterby is their prophet.

Totally Not Fake News: State of the Texans

The present, the future...and yaks.

Totally Not Fake News: Jack Easterby’s Week

The week that was.

Totally Not Fake News: Bye Week

On the field, quiet. Off the field, not so much.

Totally Not Fake News: Tracy Smith, Special Teams Wizard

You’re a wizard, Tracy.

UprootedTexan For Texans General Manager

I’m UprootedTexan and yes, that is my real voice.

Houston Texans Week 8 Preview: The Bulls Are On....Vacation?

The gang takes the week off.

Totally Not Fake News: The YOLO Coach

This is the motto.

And Now, A Word From Our Sponsor: Contract Jack

The following is an unpaid advertisement brought to you by Contract Jack’s, LLC.

Totally Not Fake News: New Regime, New Innovations

The times, Maria, they are new and exciting.

Totally Not Fake News: The End of An Era

It’s over.

Bootlegs and Slam By Dr. Spruce

C’mon down to the blog, boys and girls. It’s storytime!

Totally Not Fake News (Now With Actual Sponsorship): Silver Medal Showdown 

Second place is still placing.

Lifestyles of the Rich and Fumbleous - A Tour of the Houston Texans’ Doghouse

In a never before seen exclusive, we get to take a private tour of one of the most celebrated houses in all Houston: The Texans Doghouse. Please wipe your feet before entering.