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Totally Not Fake News: The Off-Season Dead Zone...Now What?

What exactly will Texans fans read about in this Dead Zone of the NFL Off-season?

Totally Not Fake News: Whither the Drama?

The Drama’s the thing...

Totally Not Fake News: Vindication

Or should be Validation? What’s the difference? Let’s find out.

Fan Service - A Battle Red Blog Novella (Chapter Six)

Loosely based on the TV series Sluga Naroda (Servant of the People) created by Volodymyr Zelensky.

Fan Service - A Battle Red Blog Novella (Chapter Five)

Loosely based on the TV series Sluga Naroda (Servant of the People) created by Volodymyr Zelensky.

Fan Service - A Battle Red Blog Novella (RECAP)

It’s back with a new chapter next week. But until then, here’s where we left off.

Arguing With Myself: Regarding Billiam (O’Brien)

A certain former Texans coach is the source of certain rumors of a certain team that may hire him. I’m uncertain how to feel.

Totally Not Fake News: The Last Game of the Season

We come to the end of the road, or is it many are about to hit the road?

Totally Not Fake News: The Greatest Challenge

Sometimes success presents greater challenges than defeat...

Houston Sports Information Ministries - Week 14

It is time to congregate once more to say our thanks to the Texans for instilling warm Football Feelings in all of us.

Totally Not Fake News: Offense Week

Perhaps you may find more "offense" in this article than on the field...

Totally Not Fake News: Outbreak

There is more than one type...even in this day and age.

Jack Easterby and the Culture Factory

Hold your breath, make a wish, count to three...

Totally Not Fake News: The Horror...The Horror...

We have such sights to show you...

In Praise of David Culley

Wherein I sincerely and unironically say nice things about David Culley and how we should be more like him.

Totally Not Fake News: Strategic Readjustment

How will the Texans adjust course during the bye week?

Totally Not Fake News: Full Speed Ahead

The Texans sail along, with the appropriate leadership and personnel disposition.

Totally Not Fake News: Just Another Game

Houston plays Arizona. That’s probably all that is to be said about this game.

Totally Not Fake News: Evolution (Of Some Sort)

You are either improving...or you are not.

Totally Not Fake News: About Last Week...and This Coming Week

Which was tougher? The game in Buffalo, or the aftermath of the game in Buffalo?

Totally Not Fake News: The Rites of Autumn

The seasons of the Earth change.

Totally Not Fake News: One Down, 16 More to Go

The more things change...well, actually, Houston beating Jacksonville at home, that really doesn’t change all that much.

Totally Not Fake News: First Impressions From Camp

With the start of camp come the first wave of impressions for the 2021 Texans

David Culley Loves Nachos, and I Love David Culley

Open your heart.

2022 NFL Mock Draft: The Houston Texans Select...

Say goodbye.

TOTALLY NOT FAKE NEWS: Heroes & Villains

Is there anyone to blame or praise for the Texans this offseason?

TOTALLY NOT FAKE NEWS: Getting Pumped For The New Season

The Texans are All About the Future and the Upcoming Season. The Future and Upcoming Season...and Absolutely Nothing Else!!!

Fan Service: A Battle Red Blog Novella (Chapter Four)

This is a serialized novella about an unlikely hero and a very likely villain.

Totally Not Fake News: The Purges Continue

...until the spiritual strength of the Holy and Divine Texans improves.

Totally Not Fake News: Back To The Drawing Board

Meet the New Strategy...Same as the Old Strategy.

Fan Service: A Battle Red Blog Novella (Chapter Three)

This is a serialized novella about an unlikely hero and a very likely villain.

Totally Not Fake News: New Team Strategery

They have to get something right...right?

Houston Texans Football Is Under Attack By Demonic Entity

Part 1: Welcome to the Nightmare.

Fan Service: A Battle Red Blog Novella (Chapter Two)

This is a serialized novella about an unlikely hero and a very likely villain.

Fan Service: A Battle Red Blog Novella (Chapter One)

This is a serialized novella about an unlikely hero and a very likely villain.

Totally Not Fake News: The Force Behind It All

Finally, we may have our answers...