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HAIR OF THE DOG WEEK 18: Houston Texans @ Indianapolis Colts
Can a team win and lose at the same time in the same game? Yes.
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HAIR OF THE DOG WEEK 17: Jacksonville Jaguars @ Houston Texans
The first game of 2023...with a result all too similar to the rest of the decade for the Texans.
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HAIR OF THE DOG WEEK 16: Houston Texans @ Tennessee Titans (aka BE-SFs)
Where the BE-SFs [KITTEN]ed around...and they found out.
HAIR OF THE DOG WEEK 15: Kansas City Chiefs at Houston Texans
Wasn’t going to upstage the biggest sporting event of the year...but it did offer more than expected.
HAIR OF THE DOG WEEK 14: Houston Texans at The Dallas Cowboys of Deep Southern Oklahoma
A bitter cross-state...er, in-state (sorta) rivalry is renewed
HAIR OF THE DOG WEEK 13: Cleveland Browns @ Houston Texans
A game where the only plot line is a Sunday afternoon matchup between two teams with losing records. That’s it. Absolutely no other plot line can be determined. None at all.
Houston Texans kick off Kyle Allen era: Hair of the Dog Week 12 - Texans at Dolphins
New Starter, New Game, Same Result.
HAIR OF THE DOG WEEK 11: Washington (Insert Preferred Team Nickname Here) @ Houston Texans
Whatever they were called, Washington left NRG winners in a major beatdown that is not completely reflected in the final score.
HAIR OF THE DOG WEEK 10: Houston Texans @ The New York Football Giants of New Jersey
Regardless of where the Home Team was Based, the Texans Still Lost as the Road Team
HAIR OF THE DOG Week 9 - Philadelphia Eagles at Houston Texans, or: The Second Biggest Matchup Between the Two Cities on Thursday
Not the only PHI-HOU matchup of the night.
HAIR OF THE DOG Week 8: Tennessee Titans @ Houston Texans...A game summed up by Einstein
He’s been dead for nearly 70 years, but Einstein’s commentary is so appropriate for what we saw this past Sunday.
HAIR OF THE DOG: Week 7 Houston @ Las Vegas...or Where In Some Games, It is OK to Go Over 21.
Apparently, the Texans were playing Blackjack, and the Raiders were playing football.
HAIR OF THE DOG: Week 5, Houston Texans @ Jacksonville Jaguars
Death, Taxes, the Speed of Light...and the result of a Texans vs. Jaguars matchup.
HAIR OF THE DOG Week 4: L.A. Chargers vs. Houston Texans
Relive (if you can stomach it) the Texans’ latest loss with the masthead offering its real time perspective.
Hair of the Dog Week 3: Bear Down...or Just Grin and Bear It?
Join us as we suffered...er, watched the Texans’ latest matchup with the Chicago Bears
HOTD Week 2: Houston @ Denver...What did We Watch and Why Did We Watch It?
This game, was, uh, not pretty. Funny as [KITTEN], but not pretty.
Hair of the Dog: Week 1 2022, Where the Texans Made History
Come Join the Masthead at Your Favorite Sports Blog to See How They Processed This Historic Occasion.
Hair of the Dog - The Last Dog Has Been Hung Edition (Texans/BESFs II)
The BRB gang get together to discuss the Texans’ season finale and, somehow, the Final Fantasy video game franchise.
Hair Of The Dog: Texans-49ers
The BRB crew gathers to watch the Texans return to normalcy against the 49ers.
Hair Of The Dog - Texans/Chargers
The BRB gang get together to discuss the Texans ::checks notes:: dominating win against the Chargers and wonder how they fell [kitten] backwards into a pile of Christmas.
Hair of the Dog: Texans/Jags II
The BRB gang get together to talk about what will likely be the Texans’ last win of the season. Let’s do this!
Hair of the Dog - Seahawks/Texans
The BRB gang get together to watch the inevitable. Only this time I got to watch it at home.
Hair of the Dog: People of the Abyss Edition (Texans/Colts II)
The BRB gang get together to desperately think of something vaguely positive to say about the Texans’ 31-0 loss to the Colts. We were not successful.
Hair of the Dog - Texans/Jets
The BRB gang briefly discuss the snoozefest that was the Texans’ latest "effort" against the New York Jets. Sorta.
Hair of the Dog - Texans/BESFs (Part I)
The BRB gang get together and talk about the Texans’ latest...w-win? Is that the correct word? Win against the Incest Facilitators of Kentucky or Tennessee or Alabama, somewhere over there.
Hair of the Dog - Texans/Dolphins
The BRB gang get together to sit and be bored by the latest loss from the Houston Texans. But at least we were funny. You should read and find out.
Hair of the Dog - Texans/Rams
The BRB gang get together to watch and vent about the Texans loss on Sunday. There might have been alcohol involved.
Hair of the Dog - Texans/Cardinals Edition
The BRB gang get together to watch the Texans play the Cardinals, at least a first, but then hope for a beautiful and unique miracle to happen.
Hair of the Dog - Texans/Colts
The BRB gang get together to talk about the waking nightmare that was Sunday’s game against the Colts. We have thoughts. Some of them are positive.
Hair of the Dog - Patriots/Texans
The BRB gang get together and watch the Texans game on Sunday. We have a transcript and everything.
Hair of the Dog - Texans/Bills
The BRB gang got together and bit down on the wooden spoon once again to watch what was probably the single worst loss in team history. Wheeeeeee...
Hair of the Dog - Panthers/Texans
The BRB gang get together to talk about the Texans’ only primetime tilt against the Carolina Panthers. One of us might have been overserved during the game. Wasn’t me.
Hair of the Dog - Week Two: Texans/Browns
Most of the BRB gang get together to talk about the Texans game in Cleveland on Sunday.
Hair of the Dog - Texans/Jaguars
The BRB gang get together to watch the first game of the 2021-22 season.
Hair of the Dog - Texans/BESFs II
The BRB gang gets together for one last ride in the 2020-21 season. And what a way to go.
Hair of the Dog -Texans/Bengals
The BRB gang get together to talk briefly about the penultimate game in this cursed Texans season.
Hair of the Dog - Texans/Colts II
The BRB gang congregate to watch Sunday’s game against the Colts. We’re not sure why either.
Hair of the Dog - Finger Lickin’ Bad Edition (Texans/Bears)
The BRB gang get together to talk about this week’s game, if you can call it that, and the relative merits of Lifetime’s filmic endeavors.
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