Can a team win and lose at the same time in the same game? Yes.
The first game of 2023...with a result all too similar to the rest of the decade for the Texans.
Hair Of The Dog
Where the BE-SFs [KITTEN]ed around...and they found out.
Wasn’t going to upstage the biggest sporting event of the year...but it did offer more than expected.
A bitter cross-state...er, in-state (sorta) rivalry is renewed
A game where the only plot line is a Sunday afternoon matchup between two teams with losing records. That’s it. Absolutely no other plot line can be determined. None at all.
New Starter, New Game, Same Result.
Whatever they were called, Washington left NRG winners in a major beatdown that is not completely reflected in the final score.
Regardless of where the Home Team was Based, the Texans Still Lost as the Road Team
HAIR OF THE DOG Week 9 - Philadelphia Eagles at Houston Texans, or: The Second Biggest Matchup Between the Two Cities on Thursday
Not the only PHI-HOU matchup of the night.
He’s been dead for nearly 70 years, but Einstein’s commentary is so appropriate for what we saw this past Sunday.
Apparently, the Texans were playing Blackjack, and the Raiders were playing football.
Death, Taxes, the Speed of Light...and the result of a Texans vs. Jaguars matchup.
Relive (if you can stomach it) the Texans’ latest loss with the masthead offering its real time perspective.
Join us as we suffered...er, watched the Texans’ latest matchup with the Chicago Bears
This game, was, uh, not pretty. Funny as [KITTEN], but not pretty.
Come Join the Masthead at Your Favorite Sports Blog to See How They Processed This Historic Occasion.
The BRB gang get together to discuss the Texans’ season finale and, somehow, the Final Fantasy video game franchise.
The BRB gang get together to desperately think of something vaguely positive to say about the Texans’ 31-0 loss to the Colts. We were not successful.
The BRB gang get together to talk about this week’s game, if you can call it that, and the relative merits of Lifetime’s filmic endeavors.