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G.O.A.T.s

Because sometimes you need to Get On A Texan and sometimes you need to Get Off A Texan.

Texans Week 3 Hero & Goat: Disappointment Abounds

I'm tempted to just list the entire roster and coaching staff under goats, but someone had to play well in Houston's week 3 loss to Baltimore, right?

Texans Week 2 Hero & Goat: Keep It Simple, Stupid

C'mon now. You KNEW I had to go this way. See who the hero and the opposite of hero was in the Texans' rousing comeback win over the Titans in Week 2.

Texans Hero & Goat For MNF's Furious Comeback

After a stunning 31-28 victory on Monday Night Football, there's a Texan to cheer and a Texan to jeer.

2013 Season Preview: The Madden Minicamp All-Stars

Take a trip back to August 2004 and understand a new way to evaluate players before the season starts. Who were, and who now are, the Madden Minicamp All-Stars?

Texans Heroes & Goats: Praise, Blame To Go Around

Battle Red Blog does a namaste and wonders if the Bulls will ever Parade again.

Wild Card G.O.A.T.s: Joseph Shines, Boos Do Not

In this week's G.O.A.T.s, Battle Red Blog focuses on Johnathan Joseph's re-emergence and the boos heard at Reliant Stadium.

G.O.A.T.s: DeVier Posey Shows Progress

This week, Battle Red Blog is getting off of DeVier Posey (kinda) for showing progress while getting on the run defense in preparation for their showdown with All-Day Adrian Peterson.

How Many Texans Will We Get On?

Battle Red Blog dredges through a painful G.O.A.T.s to get on all of the Texans. No one avoids the blame.

Backup Bulls On Parade Step Up For The Texans

Another victory means another joyful edition of G.O.A.T.s, as Battle Red Blog is no longer worried about Arian Foster's pace and is handing out attaboys to the backup Bulls on Parade who stepped up.

GOATs: Settling For FGs & Managing The Roster

For the first time in G.O.A.T.s history, Battle Red Blog is getting on and off the same person for their actions in Thursday's tenth Texans victory.

Houston Finds A New Way To Win, Johnson Shines

For the Week 11 edition of G.O.A.T.s, Battle Red Blog is getting people off the 'old man' Johnson talk and getting on the notion of 'finding ways to win.'

Week 10 G.O.A.T.s: The ST Unit Isn't All Bad

This week, Battle Red Blog is getting on the mystery of LeStar and getting off the backs of some special teamers. No, Marciano, you're still on the hook.

Week 9 GOATs: Hooray for Badgers & The Other Guys!

This week, Battle Red Blog is getting on the developing Wisconsin-to-Houston pipeline and getting off those other front seven defenders. It's a positive 7-1 vibe this week.

Is This The Start Of The 2012 Barwinning Tour?

We get on the confounding case of false start penalties while Connor Barwin lets off some frustration of his own.

Don't Make Aaron Rodgers Angry

Fans should not get too dismayed at an All-Pro quarterback putting his team on his back, but the Texans could have used a Red Bull or two.

Houston Raises McCain But Loses Play-Action Passes

This week, Battle Red Blog gets off Brice McCain but gets on the case of the disappearing play-action passes.

About Kareem's Pick-6, Arian's 400 Potential & 4-0

This week, Battle Red Blog is getting off of Kareem Jackson's back, getting on the growing workload of our favorite pterodactyl, and stopping to smell the Battle Red roses.

Week 3 G.O.A.T.s: These Times They Are A-Changin'

The Houston Texans moved to 3-0 after a win over the Denver Broncos. Who (or what) should Texans fans get on or get off? Battle Red Blog takes another look at the week three victory.

Week 2 G.O.A.T.s: Where Can I Buy A J.J. Watt Jersey?

Battle Red Blog continues to sing the praises of Justin James Watt while wondering why any fan would criticize the head coach of a team who dominated the entire game on Sunday.

2012 Week One G.O.A.T.s: Overdosin' On First Downs & Not-So-Special Teams Play

Battle Red Blog takes a look at which Texans deserve a little more praise and a little more criticism after their week one performance against the Miami Dolphins.

AFC Divisional Playoff G.O.A.T.s: After A Night To Reflect On Jacoby Jones & T.J. Yates

One Texan deserves more criticism for his play in Houston's AFC Divisional Playoff loss to the Baltimore Ravens, while fans should take it easy on another guy in deep steel blue.