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Incompletions

The weekly in-season feature on BRB in which staff members give their thoughts on the Texans game the day after.

Incompletions: Texans-Colts (Establish The Run)

With so much to write and talk about after every game, and not enough time for one person to write about it all, the Masthead joins together and writes about the establishing the run.

Incompletions: Texans-Ravens

With so much to write and talk about after every game, and not enough time for one person to write about it all, the Masthead joins together and writes about the horrors from Baltimore.

Incompletions: Texans-Jaguars

With so much to write and talk about after every game, and not enough time for one person to write about it all, the Masthead joins together and writes about the Texans’ semester abroad.

Incompletions: Texans-Raiders (Take My Pectoral)

With so much to write and talk about after every game, and not enough time for one person to write about it all, the Masthead joins together and writes about Deshaun Watson keeping this thing running.

Incompletions: Texans-Colts

With so much to write and talk about after every game, and not enough time for one person to write about it all, the Masthead joins together and writes about failed expectations.

Incompletions: Texans-Chiefs

With so much to write and talk about after every game, and not enough time for one person to write about it all, the masthead joins together and writes about the biggest win the in the Bill O’Brien era.

Incompletions: Texans-Panthers (FUMBLE!)

With so much to write and talk about after every game, and not enough time for one person to write about it all, the masthead joins together and writes about the Texans’ one-inch win.

Incompletions: Texans-Chargers

With so much to write and talk about after every game, and not enough time for one person to write about it all, the masthead joins together and writes about the Chargers failing to ruin Deshaun Watson’s party.

Incompletions Texans-Jaguars (Life Is About Inches Or Something)

With so much to write and talk about after every game, and not enough time for one person to write about it all, the masthead joins together and writes about the Texans one inch win.

Incompletions: Texans-Saints (Just Another Manic Monday)

With so much to write and talk about after every game, and not enough time for one person to write about it all, the masthead joins together and writes about an all-time classic Texans’ loss.

Incompletions: Texans-Colts (The Inevitable End To A Foregone Conclusion)

With so much to write and talk about after every game, and not enough time for one person to write about it all, the masthead joins together and writes about another early playoff exit.

Incompletions: Texans-Jaguars

With so much to write and talk about after every game, and not enough time for one person to write about it all, the masthead joins together and writes about the new t-shirts everyone is buying.

Incompletions: Texans-Eagles (Deshaun Watson Almost Does It)

With so much to write and talk about after every game, and not enough time for one person to write about it all, the masthead joins together and writes about the champagne that’s still on ice.

Incompletions: Texans-Jets (More Air Raid Siren)

With so much to write and talk about after every game, and not enough time for one person to write about it all, the masthead joins together and writes about a surprisingly fun Saturday afternoon.

Incompletions: Texans-Colts (All Good Things Must Come To An End)

With so much to write and talk about after every game, and not enough time for one person to write about it all, the masthead joins together and writes about the end of the ride.

Incompletions: Texans-Browns

With so much to write and talk about after every game, and not enough time for one person to write about it all, the masthead joins together and writes about another Texans win. This is getting ridiculous.

Incompletions: Texans-Titans (Keep Rollin’ Rollin’ Rollin’ Rollin’ WHAT?)

With so much to write and talk about after every game, and not enough time for one person to write about it all, the masthead joins together and writes about the Texans’ obliteration of their country cousins.

Incompletions: Texans-Redskins (A Win Is A Win)

With so much to write and talk about after every game, and not enough time for one person to write about it all, the masthead joins together and writes about another one-possession Houston win.

Incompletions: Texans-Broncos (Thank You, Vance)

With so much to write and talk about after every game, and not enough time for one person to write about it all, the masthead joins together and writes about another one-possession Houston win.

Incompletions: Texans-Dolphins (NAME REDACTED Returns)

With so much to write and talk about after every game, and not enough time for one person to write about it all, the masthead joins together and writes about Houston finally playing like they always should have.

Incompletions: Texans-Jaguars (Once Again, Things Are The Same)

With so much to write and talk about after every game, and not enough time for one person to write about it all, the masthead joins together and writes about first place in the AFC South.

Incompletions: Texans-Bills (Can’t Die)

With so much to write and talk about after every game, and not enough time for one person to write about it all, the masthead joins together and writes about the never-ending absurdity.

Incompletions: Texans-Cowboys (Be The Cowboy)

With so much to write and talk about after every game, and not enough time for one person to write about it all, the masthead joins together and writes about the TEXAS-TEXAS-TEXAS-TEXAS Bowl.

Incompletions: Texans-Colts (Thanks, Frank!)

With so much to write and talk about after every game, and not enough time for one person to write about it all, the masthead joins together and writes about the dumbest football game ever.

Incompletions: Texans-Giants (R.I.P. 2018)

With so much to write and talk about after every game, and not enough time for one person to write about it all, the masthead joins together and writes about the end of the 2018 season.

Incompletions: Texans-Titans

With so much to write and talk about after every game, and not enough time for one person to write about it all, the masthead joins together and writes about a 2018 season already slipping away.

Incompletions: Texans-Patriots (That’s Not My Job)

Thoughts from the BRB staff on Houston’s whimpering Week 1 loss in New England.

Incompletions: Texans-Colts

With so much to write and talk about after every game, and not enough time for one person to write about it all, the masthead joins together and writes about the 2017 season finally ending.

Incompletions: Texans-Steelers (Ho-Ho-Horrible)

With so much to write and talk about after every game, and not enough time for one person to write about it all, the masthead joins together and writes about a Christmas loss.

Incompletions: Texans-Jaguars (Pass The Throne)

With so much to write and talk about after every game, and not enough time for one person to write about it all, the masthead joins together and writes about a game that doesn’t matter.

Incompletions: Texans-49ers

With so much to write and talk about after every game, and not enough time for one person to write about it all, the masthead joins together and writes about a very sad game of football.

Incompletions: Texans-Titans

With so much to write and talk about after every game, and not enough time for one person to write about it all, the masthead joins together and writes about a putrid loss to a team with a putrid game plan.

Incompletions: Texans-Ravens (Turnover Tommy)

With so much to write and talk about after every game, and not enough time for one person to write about it all, the masthead joins together and writes about the worst quarterback battle the NFL has ever seen.

Incompletions: Texans-Rams

With so much to write and talk about after every game, and not enough time for one person to write about it all, the masthead joins together and writes about the meaninglessness of it all.

Incompletions: Texans-Colts

With so much to write and talk about after every game, and not enough time for one person to write about it all, the masthead joins together and writes about a 2016 vintage loss to the Indianapolis Colts.

Incompletions: I’m So Sad

Add another scar to the heart. Deshaun Watson is out for the season.