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Jaguars Expose Texans' Weakness At Wide Receiver
Texans fans just saw a glimpse of what Bill O'Brien's passing game would look like with only one competent receiving threat on the team, and it wasn't pretty. If the Houston brass has learned anything from this season, it is that they need to start looking for more pass catchers, and quickly.
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J.J. Watt Picks Up Another DPOM Award
Just bask in the glory of J.J. Watt and all will be well, Texans fans.
Week 14 2012: Texans At Patriots - A Big-Time Game For Big-Time Teams
All you need to know about Week 14's prime-time tilt between the playoff bound Houston Texans and New England Patriots.
2DH: Fail & Losing In Boston
Let Dr. Gonzo provide the context. What does it mean? Maybe nothing.
AFC Playoff Picture Coming Into Focus
Week 15 should bring some clarity to the muddled AFC playoff picture.
How Many Texans Will We Get On?
Battle Red Blog dredges through a painful G.O.A.T.s to get on all of the Texans. No one avoids the blame.
Texans v. Patriots Second Quarter Open Thread
If you have to ask the purpose of this thread, then you probably shouldn't be using a computer.
Texans-Patriots Live Game Thread
There's no better place to be for Texans-Patriots on Monday Night Football than Battle Red Blog.
Counting Down To Texans-Patriots
Spend the remainder of your workday, and the brief time before the game starts after your workday ends, in BRB's CTK for MNF.
BRBAPALOOZA Tonight: Bring It
Join fellow Texans fans for a Monday Night Football watch party at 360 Sports Lounge tonight.
Texans-Patriots Predictions
Does the fact that the Texans are playing on Monday night affect the accuracy of my predictions? Of course not. They're as awful as ever.
Garrett Graham Out For MNF
The Texans will be missing their second-string tight end when they take on the Patriots tomorrow night.
SNF Open Thread: Lions v. Packers
If nothing else, you can root for Ndamukong Suh to get ejected.
Prelude To MNF: NFL Open Thread, Part II
It's still a Sunday without the Texans. It's not a Sunday without football.
Prelude To MNF: NFL Open Thread, Part I
It's a Sunday without the Texans. It's not a Sunday without football.
SNOT: Best Acronym Ever
It stands for Saturday Night Open Thread. How did I not think of this before?
Locker Or Wilson?
If you're voting for Jake Locker, you probably shouldn't be allowed to vote.
Texans-Patriots Game-Watching/BRBAPALOOZA
Kindly confirm that you'll be joining us for a Texans watch party on Monday Night at 360 Sports Lounge in Houston. The honor of your company has been requested.
Battle Red Onion: Watt Pre-Fined for MNF Game
Watt Fined for Illegal Future Hit on Tom Brady.
Blueprint: Bulls On Parade Meet Golden Boy Brady
Can the Bulls-On-Parade slow down the NFL's best offense? Battle Red Blog takes a look at how Wade Phillips may tackle Tom Brady and Wes Welker.
Pickin' Winners and Eatin' Wings
Wisdom from fools and from sages, all conveniently located in one handy blog post. It's our gift to you!
Battle Red Bag, Vol. 22
Subjectively decide between Jennifer Lawrence and Kat Dennings. These are our readers.
'Dre Claus Returns Again
Catching touchdown passes, making Christmas a reality for kids who wouldn't have it otherwise...Andre Johnson does it all.
Battle Red Radio: 8 p.m. CST!
We await your presence in our glorious weekly radio show. No really, we do. Why are you walking away from us?
2DH: Infallible, Not Into Failure [UPDATED]
The Texans sweep the Titans. I throw a bunch of number of pictures and inanity into a post. You know the drill by now, people.
Stanford Routt To Try Out For Texans
Brice McCain's out until the Super Bowl (zuh?), and the Texans need a corner. Can't imagine doing much better than Routt in Week 14.
AFC Home Field Advantage In Play On MNF For Texans
The Texans clinched a playoff berth on Sunday by beating Tennessee, but how could they celebrate an AFC South division championship and home-field advantage on Monday night?
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