Monday Night Football Double Header! Jets vs Bills @ Detroit; Ravens @ Saints

Thanks to the 50-foot (approximate) layer of snow that has blanketed Buffalo and much of upstate New York, the New York Jets and Buffalo Bills will be taking their talents to westward to scenic Detroit, Michigan. I'm not sure who to feel more sorry for: the residents of Buffalo trapped in their snow-covered homes, or the residents of Detroit who have to watch these two often-bad teams after watching their Lions get plowed by the Patriots yesterday.

Later in the evening, we'll get treated to Drew Brees and the New Orleans Saints hopefully embarrassing Joe Flaccid and the Baltimore Ravens. I'm hoping for such a thorough destruction that team owner Steve Bisciotti follows the footsteps of his predecessor Art Modell and moves the team eastward... into the deepest part of the Atlantic Ocean.

I hate the Ravens.

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