It’s Monday night, and you don’t want to do anything else but watch football, right? I mean, duh. Don’t be absurd. All that is right with the world is football. Unfortunately there’s not much to tonight’s tilt since Jimmy Garoppolo is done for the year; he kind of made the 49ers interesting.
Plus, seeing Kyle Shanahan run a competent, or at least functional, offense might be too painful for the average Texans fan to watch.
But you’re not the average Texans fan, are you? Kitten no, you’re not! You’re special! You got the shine...where was I going with this again?
Anyways, park yourself in a seating location, grab a drink (alcoholic or not, you choose your own adventure), and watch football with us. Because listening to Jason Witten mangle the English language should be a group activity!
Enjoy the game, y’all.