Good evening and welcome to the first Monday Night game this season that people have actually been looking forward to. It’s a game we’ve all wanted to see this season, two of the top offensive powerhouses this season square off in a game that will undoubtedly be called a “Super Bowl preview” by somebody. Will it be? Probably not. I assume because everyone thinks this will be a Super Bowl preview and so this cannot actually be who will play in the Super Bowl.
But let’s not dwell on that. Let’s sit back and enjoy watching what promises to be a shootout for a few hours, make fun of Jason Witten and his total inability to form sentences, and curse how Booger McFarland has a better ride on the sidelines than I own in my driveway.