Welcome to your Monday Night Football open thread for Week 9, where we ponder the question of whether or not that is Jason Witten’s real hair or not.
On the non-hair front, we have a football game between the Titans and Cowboys. Both teams are coming off of a bye after losing the week before. The Titans got led over the Atlantic Ocean by Leader of Men Mike Vrabel before being led into a loss against the Chargers. That has them sporting a losing record.
Whatever twists and turns occur tonight, this is your place to enjoy them.