Hellm yeah. Super Bowl LIII. You know, the game that determines who the best football team in the entire universe is. Because there’s no way in one of those far off solar systems out there that only a telescope sitting in space can see they’re also playing this stupid game that we all love.
The New England Patriots. Been there done that. We get it. You guys are really good.
Even if you have a problem with one or both of these teams, it’s the last game of the year before everything goes dark. Soon we will suffocate on free agency leaks and tampering, on Twitter GIFs of prospects that have zero meaning whatsoever. It’s all just a distraction from the immediate reality, the microwave, the cubicle, the mattress on the floor right in front of us.
Let’s enjoy the last game we got. Because football is still on, if only for a little bit longer.
This is your open thread for the Super Bowl. Button that top button. Sling that tie over your shoulder. Take the keys out of your cargo pockets. Throw your shoes against the wall. Hang out here at BRB if you wish and talk about the game. Or the commercials, if that’s your thing.
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Let’s get on with it.