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Saturday Night’s Alright For Commenting: 5/9/20

Take off your school shirt and pajama bottoms. It’s SNOT time!

92nd Annual Academy Awards - Arrivals
He just might be the Deshaun Watson of Acting.
Photo by Jeff Kravitz/FilmMagic

Good evening everyone! I hope we are all gathered here tonight with full bellies and quenched thirst. The current situation has people itching and scratching to get back to their museums, restaurants, and local watering holes. However, like any bad rash, scratching will only make it worse.

This past week contained the final drips from the fire hose of information that was the NFL Draft. We received the Houston Texansschedule, learned that there will be no international games this year, and the team finally began the process of signing their draft picks.

However, this is S.N.O.T.! The beautiful, cathartic, satisfying blow-off valve for our hopes and fears. Things like how Once Upon A Time In Hollywood was one of Tarantino’s weakest films. How Hot Cheetos are just too darn spicy. Maybe even how Microsoft just shot themselves in the foot with their latest XBOX livestream. Or anything you want for that matter! All as long as the standard commenting rules are applied.

Enjoy your weekend, fellas!