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Texans Game Day Threads

Countdown To Kickoff: Texans v. Titans (Part II)

The final CTK of the 2021 season talks about what’s really important in life—sleep.

Texans-49ers Live

The Texans have already exceeded my expectations this season. Can they win another one today in Santa Clara to get even exceedier?

Countdown To Kickoff: Texans v. 49ers

If you think you might want to commit a crime one day, read this post.

Houston Texans Final Score/Post-Game Recap: Chargers 29, Texans 41

We have seen it all.

Texans-Chargers Live

Don’t worry. There’s a gift receipt inside the box. You can return it.

Countdown To Kickoff: Texans v. Chargers

Today’s amazing truth is about African Giant-Pouched Rats. Who needs safety protocols?

Houston Texans Final Score/Post-Game Recap: Texans 30, Jaguars 16

The Texans stave off embarrassment in Jacksonville.

Texans-Jaguars Live (Part II)

Is this the worst game on the Texans’ schedule? Only one way to find out!

Texans-Jaguars Inactives

THE STUPOR BOWL

Countdown To Kickoff: Texans v. Jaguars (Part Deux)

Betcha didn’t know this fun fact about prawns. Oh, and I guess you can talk about the Texans-Jags game too.

Houston Texans Final Score/Post-Game Recap: Seahawks 33, Texans 13

It’s the giving, not the getting.

Texans-Seahawks Live

Sssshhhh...it’ll all be over soon.

Texans-Seahawks Inactives

Here’s who won’t be playing in today’s Texans-Seahawks game.

Countdown To Kickoff: Texans v. Seahawks

Disgust is a football feeling, ain’t it?

Houston Texans Final Score/Post-Game Recap: Colts 31, Texans 0

We are, we are, the euth of a nasia.

Texans-Colts Live

The Texans are really putting the screws to the concept of whether bad football is better than no football at all.

Countdown To Kickoff: Texans v. Colts

Time for your chores, Texans fans.

Houston Texans Final Score/Post-Game Recap: Jets 21, Texans 14

The Houston Texans improve their draft position.

Texans-Jets Live

Draftniks the world over are tuning in for this one.

Texans-Jets Inactives

Here’s who won’t be playing in today’s Texans v. Jets game. And there’s one big surprise.

Countdown To Kickoff: Texans v. Jets

The NFL Draft is front and center in this late November game between two teams vying for precious draft positioning.

Houston Texans Final Score/Post-Game Recap: Texans 22, Titans 13

The Houston Texans steal one from that old familiar foe.

Texans-Titans Live

This should be a fun rivalry game. This will not be a fun rivalry game.

Texans-Titans Inactives

Here’s who won’t be playing in today’s Texans v. Titans game.

Countdown To Kickoff: Texans v. Titans

Texans fans chat about the team’s prospects as they return from the bye on BRB.

Texans-Dolphins Live

Deshaun Watson’s current team against the team he’d like to be his current team.

Countdown To Kickoff: Texans v. Dolphins

Someone’s winning their second game this afternoon, whether they want to or not. Right?

Texans v. Rams Inactives

Here’s who won’t be playing when the Texans play the Rams.

Texans-Rams Live

The beatings will continue until morale improves.

Countdown To Kickoff: Texans v. Rams

Texans fans talk about what’s about to transpire as they await Houston’s Week 8 tilt against the Rams.

Texans-Cardinals Live

Let’s just get this over with.

Texans-Cardinals Inactives

Familiar faces inactive in familiar places.

Countdown To Kickoff: Texans v. Cardinals

J.J. Watt and DeAndre Hopkins are going to make the Texans look even stupider today, aren’t they?

Texans-Colts Live

It’s an AFC South showdown between two 1-4 squads. How can you possibly turn away?

This stream has:

Texans-Colts Inactives

Find out who won’t be suiting up at Lucas Oil Stadium in Week Six.

Countdown To Kickoff: Texans v. Colts

The stakes have never been higher in the AFC South. Except for every other time that they actually have. Texans fans discuss that and more on BRB.