The Texans and Dolphins are inextricably and forever linked. Not because they reportedly discussed a trade involving Deshaun Watson. Not because they’re both 1-7. Not because of the Laremy Tunsil trade. No, it’s something far more sinister than that.
Fact: Both these professional football franchises chose to pay Brock Osweiler millions of dollars to play quarterback. That is a stain that cannot be erased. It is a scarlet letter both organizations must wear forever.
And today they duel to see which team will keep pace for pole position in the 2022 NFL Draft. Such is the Osweilerian Touch. You cannot make this stuff up.
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