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PUT YOUR NAME ON IT: 2019 NFL Season Predictions

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They’re all going to laugh at you. The masthead makes their predictions for the 2019 season.

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Everything is perfect and stable. It’s jello sitting out in a refrigerated room. Coagulated and bouncy. Then the Bears play the Packers. Entropy kicks the door down and comes storming in while LaPlace’s Demon rubs his dirty fingers all over everything and pours the entire bowl of jello into his mouth, slushes it around, and unleashes onto everything.

In the perfect and stable environment we reside in, we now make our predictions for the 2019 season. The spreadsheet below has the Masthead’s predicted division winners and wild card selections. Below that are our Super Bowl and award winners.

Capt Ron:

Super Bowl Pick: Chiefs over Eagles

MVP: Drew Brees - Saints

Defensive Player Of The Year: J.J. Watt - Texans

Offensive Player Of The Year: Carson Wentz - Eagles

Defensive Rookie Of The Year: Josh Allen - Jaguars

Offensive Rookie Of The Year: N’Keal Harry - Patriots

Comeback Player Of The Year: Jimmy Garoppolo49ers

Luke Beggs:

Super Bowl Pick: Patriots

MVP: Deshaun Watson

Defensive Player Of The Year: Myles Garrett - Browns

Offensive Player Of The Year: Deshaun Watson - Texans

Defensive Rookie Of The Year: Nick Bosa - 49ers

Offensive Rookie Of The Year: Kyler Murray - Cardinals

Comeback Player Of The Year: Will Fuller - Texans

TexanRevJ:

Super Bowl Pick: Steelers over Saints

MVP: Aaron Rodgers - Packers

Defensive Player Of The Year: J.J. Watt - Texans

Offensive Player Of The Year: Drew Brees - Saints

Defensive Rookie Of The Year: Devin Bush - Steelers

Offensive Rookie Of The Year: David Montgomery - Bears

Comeback Player Of The Year: David Johnson - Cardinals

bigfatdrunk:

Super Bowl Pick: Patriots over Saints

MVP: Drew Brees - Saints

Defensive Player Of The Year: Khalil Mack - Bears

Offensive Player Of The Year: Drew Brees - Saints

Defensive Rookie Of The Year: Josh Allen - Jaguars

Offensive Rookie Of The Year: Kyler Murray - Cardinals

Comeback Player Of The Year: Cam Newton - Panthers

Matt Burnham:

Super Bowl Pick: New England Patriots over Carolina Panthers (I won’t bet against NE until they give me a reason to).

MVP: Patrick Mahomes - Kansas City Chiefs

Defensive Player Of The Year: Myles Garrett - Cleveland Browns

Offensive Player Of The Year: Patrick Mahomes - Kansas City Chiefs

Defensive Rookie Of The Year: Quinnen Williams - New York Jets

Offensive Rookie Of The Year: David Montgomery - Chicago Bears

Comeback Player Of The Year: Earl Thomas - New York Jets

Mike Bullock:

Super Bowl Pick: Chiefs over Eagles

MVP: Patrick Mahomes - Chiefs

Defensive Player Of The Year: J.J. Watt - Texans

Offensive Player Of The Year: Patrick Mahomes - Chiefs

Offensive Rookie Of The Year: Josh Jacobs - Raiders

Comeback Player Of The Year: Earl Thomas - Ravens

Kenny94:

Super Bowl Pick: Saints over Browns

MVP: Deshaun Watson - Texans

Defensive Player Of The Year: J.J. Watt - Texans

Offensive Player Of The Year: Alvin Kamara - Saints

Defensive Rookie Of The Year: Devin White - Buccaneers

Offensive Rookie Of The Year: Kyler Murray - Cardinals

Comeback Player Of The Year: Earl Thomas - Ravens

Uprooted Texan:

Super Bowl Pick: Patriots over Saints (ugh)

MVP: Drew Brees - Saints

Defensive Player Of The Year: Jadeveon Clowney - Seahawks

Offensive Player Of The Year: Baker Mayfield - Browns

Defensive Rookie Of The Year: Josh Allen - Jaguars

Offensive Rookie Of The Year: David Montgomery - Bears

Comeback Player Of The Year: Earl Thomas - Ravens

TIM:

Super Bowl Pick: Chiefs over Seahawks

MVP: Drew Brees - Saints

Defensive Player of the Year: J.J. Watt - Texans

Offensive Player of the Year: Ezekiel Elliott - Cowboys

Defensive Rookie of the Year: Nick Bosa - 49ers

Offensive Rookie of the Year: David Montgomery - Bears

Comeback Player of the Year: Earl Thomas - Ravens

Diehard Chris:

Super Bowl Pick: Saints over Patriots

MVP: Tom Brady - Patriots

Defensive Player Of The Year: Aaron Donald - Rams

Offensive Player Of The Year: Zeke Elliot - Cowboys

Defensive Rookie Of The Year: Devin White - Steelers

Offensive Rookie Of The Year: David Montgomery - Bears

Comeback Player Of The Year: David Johnson, Jr. - Cardinals

Matt Weston:

Super Bowl Pick: Eagles Over Patriots

MVP: Patrick Mahomes - Chiefs

Defensive Player Of The Year: Myles Garrett - Browns

Offensive Player Of The Year: Patrick Mahomes - Chiefs

Defensive Rookie Of The Year: Josh Allen - Jaguars

Offensive Rookie Of The Year: Kyler Murray - Cardinals

Comeback Player Of The Year: Cam Newton - Panthers

Our blood has been spread. The floor is yours to put your name on it and make your selections now.