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Unbearable Powerfulness of Rankings

BRB's take on AFC South Power Rankings

PFF Ranks 32 Best Outside Cornerbacks In NFL

Bradley Roby, come on down.

Pro Football Focus Ranks the Texans Wide Receiver Group Where?

Yeah man, it hurts.

2021 NFL Power Rankings: Post-Draft

See where the Texans are.

2021 Power Rankings: Enter The Offseason

Teams ranked from 32-1 before the offseason begins.

2021 NFL Power Rankings: The Offseason Begins

See where ESPN ranks the Houston Texans rank after the Super Bowl.

2020 NFL Power Rankings: The End of the Regular Season

Teams ranked from 32-1 now that the 2020 NFL regular season is over.

2020 NFL Power Rankings: Wild Card Round

We’ve come to the end!

2020 NFL Power Rankings: Week Sixteen

Where do we land after the ashes have fallen?

2020 NFL Power Rankings: Week Fifteen

Where do the Texans land in Week 15?

2020 NFL Power Rankings: The Final Turn

Teams ranked from 32-1 now that every team has played twelve games.

2020 NFL Power Rankings: Week Fourteen

Where the Texans stand after thirteen weeks.

2020 NFL Power Rankings: Week Thirteen

So much for getting excited

2020 NFL Power Rankings: Week Twelve

Where do we land after thumping the Patriots?

2020 NFL Power Rankings: Week Eleven

We now have the same record as the Dallas Cowboys.

2020 NFL Power Rankings: Halfway Home

Teams ranked from 32-1 now that every team has played eight games.

2020 NFL Power Rankings: Week Ten

After our second win, where do we rise?

2020 NFL Power Rankings: Week Nine

Where do the Texans land after doing nothing?

2020 NFL Power Rankings: Week Eight

Where do we sinknow?

2020 NFL Power Rankings: Week Seven

Where do the Texans land after their heartbreaking loss to the Titans?

2020 NFL Power Rankings: The First Quarter

Teams ranked from 32-1 now that every team has played four games.

2020 NFL Power Rankings: Week Six

Where are the Texans ranked after their first win of the season?

2020 NFL Power Rankings: Week Five

Where do they got our Texans this strange week?

2020 NFL Power Rankings: Week Four

Here’s where our most recent iteration of a 0-3 team is ranked.

2020 NFL Power Rankings: Week Three

See where the Texans rank after two weeks.

2020 NFL Power Rankings: Week Two

See where the Texans rank after one week.

2020 NFL Gamepass Rankings: Part Two

An unbiased algorithmic ranking of which teams are worth your time this season. Teams 16-1.

2020 NFL Gamepass Rankings: Part One

An unbiased, algorithmic ranking of which teams are worth your time this season. First, teams 32-17.

2020 NFL Power Rankings: The Starting Line (Week One)

Teams ranked from 32-1 as the NFL season gets ready to take off.

Which Texans Landed On ESPN’s Top 100 List?

Click and find out!

NFL Mascot Battle Royale: Ranking By Deadliness

Adding a whole new layer of fear to furry suits.

Where Does The AFC South Rank?

AFC SOUTH-SOUTH-SOUTH!

Where Does Pro Football Focus Rank Benardrick McKinney and Zach Cunningham?

The Texans have one of the league’s best inside linebacker groups.

Pro Football Focus: J.J. Watt Best Edge Defender In NFL Entering 2020 Season

If only, if only.

The Five Best Quarterbacks In Houston Texans History

You know who #1 is, and it’s not even close.

Where Did The Athletic Rank The Texans’ Offense?

Hmm, seems a little harsh.

The Five Best Punters/Kickers In Houston Texans History

What do you call a guy who hangs out with a pro football team?