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Unbearable Powerfulness of Rankings

BRB's take on AFC South Power Rankings

2020 NFL Power Rankings: Week Nine

Where do the Texans land after doing nothing?

2020 NFL Power Rankings: Week Eight

Where do we sinknow?

2020 NFL Power Rankings: Week Seven

Where do the Texans land after their heartbreaking loss to the Titans?

2020 NFL Power Rankings: The First Quarter

Teams ranked from 32-1 now that every team has played four games.

2020 NFL Power Rankings: Week Six

Where are the Texans ranked after their first win of the season?

2020 NFL Power Rankings: Week Five

Where do they got our Texans this strange week?

2020 NFL Power Rankings: Week Four

Here’s where our most recent iteration of a 0-3 team is ranked.

2020 NFL Power Rankings: Week Three

See where the Texans rank after two weeks.

2020 NFL Power Rankings: Week Two

See where the Texans rank after one week.

2020 NFL Gamepass Rankings: Part Two

An unbiased algorithmic ranking of which teams are worth your time this season. Teams 16-1.

2020 NFL Gamepass Rankings: Part One

An unbiased, algorithmic ranking of which teams are worth your time this season. First, teams 32-17.

2020 NFL Power Rankings: The Starting Line (Week One)

Teams ranked from 32-1 as the NFL season gets ready to take off.

Which Texans Landed On ESPN’s Top 100 List?

Click and find out!

NFL Mascot Battle Royale: Ranking By Deadliness

Adding a whole new layer of fear to furry suits.

Where Does The AFC South Rank?

AFC SOUTH-SOUTH-SOUTH!

Where Does Pro Football Focus Rank Benardrick McKinney and Zach Cunningham?

The Texans have one of the league’s best inside linebacker groups.

Pro Football Focus: J.J. Watt Best Edge Defender In NFL Entering 2020 Season

If only, if only.

The Five Best Quarterbacks In Houston Texans History

You know who #1 is, and it’s not even close.

Where Did The Athletic Rank The Texans’ Offense?

Hmm, seems a little harsh.

The Five Best Punters/Kickers In Houston Texans History

What do you call a guy who hangs out with a pro football team?

See Where PFF Ranks the Houston Texans’ Running Backs

Johnson and Johnson.

Deshaun Watson, J.J. Watt, Laremy Tunsil Make 2020 NFL “Top 100” List

The Texans’ stars shine bright.

The Five Best Cornerbacks In Houston Texans History

Nothing helps a pass rush like All-Pro cornerbacks.

The Five Best Safeties In Houston Texans History

What would the Texans’ defense look like right now with a few of these guys in their prime?

Where Do The Texans Rank In ESPN’s Future NFL Power Rankings?

Everyone hates the Texans.

Where Does ESPN Rank J.J. Watt Among NFL Interior Defensive Linemen?

Wait, he’s an interior defensive lineman?

The Five Best Offensive Linemen In Houston Texans History

If Deshaun Watson had this line, he’d already be in the Hall of Fame.

The Five Best Tight Ends In Houston Texans History

Sometimes a tight end is a quarterback’s best friend.

BRB GroupThink: Where Would You Rank Deshaun Watson?

Is he elite?

Where Does Pro Football Focus Rank Houston’s Offensive Line?

You’ll be shocked when you find out!

The Five Best Linebackers in Houston Texans History

Alfred Blue had more than Brian Cushing to fear.

Where Does ESPN Rank Deshaun Watson Among NFL Quarterbacks?

Is he ELITE?

The Five Best Defensive Linemen in Texans History

Having one of these guys in the trenches usually meant good things.

The Five Best Running Backs In Texans History

Having one of these guys in the backfield usually meant good things.

2020 NFL Power Rankings: After The Offseason (Part II)

Teams 16-1 as the NFL shuts down and the grills are turned up.

2020 NFL Power Rankings: After The Offseason (Part I)

Teams 32-17 are examined as the NFL shuts down and the grills are turned up.