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Battle Red Radio: Ten Down, Four To Go
The greatest tanking team in the history of sports now only needs four more games to complete the impossible. Join Matt, Chris from Houston Diehards and BFD as they discuss the Texans' tenth loss in the row and Thursday's Bridgewater bonanza against the Jacksonville Jaguars.
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The Captain's Log, Game Twelve: "The Conundrum"
The Texans extend their losing streak to a franchise record of TEN, and Capt Ron chronicles the latest game against the Patriots at Reliant.
Week 13 2013: Patriots at Texans - This Game Was Supposed To Mean Something For The AFC Playoff Picture
All of BRB's content for the week leading up to and including the Texans' Week 13 game against the Patriots.
MNF Open Thread: Saints v. Seahawks
The football doesn't stop on Sunday. Come and share your thoughts on what could be the only Monday Night Football game worth watching all season.
Oh, Snap! Patriots vs. Texans Snap Count
10 losses in a row. Your Houston Texans continue their Bataan-style Death March toward the end of the season with another close loss... this time to the New England Patriots. Here's how the team deployed its roster.
Chef Gary Kubiak: More Like Loserella, Right?
In this post brought to you by Applebee's, we imagine Gary Kubiak as a chef and ask what we did to him to make him want to poison us.
Texans Excuse Of The Week: Tonestradamus Edition
No, Ninja. Tom Brady did not light you up in the second half because Bill Belichick was spying on the worst team in the NFL.
Hair Of The Dog: Happy Tanksgiving (HOU v. NE)
The Texans played one of their best games of the season against the Patriots yesterday, but it wasn't enough to keep the team out of the loss column for the tenth week in a row.
SNF Open Thread: Giants v. Redskins
Bathe the funk of another Texans loss off with a crystal clear Sunday Night Football game thread on Battle Red Blog.
Open Game Day Thread: Late Afternoon Games
Use this thread to discuss the late afternoon NFL games this Sunday after the Texans and Patriots finish playing.
Patriots vs Texans Thread II
The Texans are in the 4th quarter tied at 31. Stick here for the thrilling conclusion!
Open Game Day Thread: Texans v. Patriots
Follow the Houston Texans-New England Patriots game live in Battle Red Blog's open game thread. Abandon hope, all ye Texans fans who enter here.
Houston Texans Inactives
...or BobbytheGreat's Stars of the Game. Here's who won't be trying to beat the New England Patriots this afternoon.
Countdown To Kickoff: Texans v. Patriots
Can the Houston Texans lose their tenth game in a row? You betcha! Talk about the Texans and their game against the Patriots in Battle Red Blog's "Countdown To Kickoff" before it kicks off at noon today.
Week Thirteen Infographic: Texans vs. Patriots
This week we highlight the matchup between the Houston Texans and the New England Patriots as we play a game.
How To Watch Texans-Patriots
Trying to figure out how to catch the Houston Texans and the New England Patriots game this afternoon? Here's how to do it.
Texans-Patriots Game Watching
Years from now, you can tell your grandchildren that you watched the 2013 Houston Texans as they fought to avoid their tenth consecutive loss when they took on the New England Patriots on December 1, 2013. But where were you watching it?
Texans-Patriots Predictions
When it comes to the Houston Texans, I'm a pretty illogical guy. But can I really pick them to upset the Patriots tomorrow to improve to 3-9? Spoiler alert: Wait, you should probably read the post first.
2014 NFL Draft: The Houston Texans' QB Question
Matt Weston tackles 2014 optimism, Keenumania, Rick Smith's ability to draft a QB, and the case for the Houston Texans tanking the 2013 season.
BRB Open Thread: College Football (11/30/13)
Talk about the day's college football games on Rivalry Weekend in Battle Red Blog's Saturday open thread.
Antonio Smith Fined For Hit On Chad Henne
The Texans' Ninja Assassin gets popped in the wallet again for his hit on Chad Henne in the loss to the Jaguars last week. See how much he's donating to charity here.
The Pregame: Week 13
If you're a real American, you probably already hate the Patriots, but this can't hurt. Check out BRB's Pregame before Texans-Patriots.
BRB Open Thread: Black Friday Football
There aren't any NFL games on today, but there's a solid slate of college football on this day after Thanksgiving. Talk about those games in Battle Red Blog's open thread.
Battle Red Newswire: November 29, 2013
Your one-stop shop for Houston Texans, local sports, and news from around the league for Friday, November 29, 2013.
BRB Open Thread: Thanksgiving Football
Turkey and football go together like whiskey and more whiskey. Talk about all of the Thanksgiving Day football games in Battle Red Blog's open thread.
2014 Draft: Making The Case For Teddy Bridgewater
In the first installment of a new BRB miniseries, Brett Kollmann lays out why Louisville's Teddy Bridgewater deserves to be priority number one should the Texans end up with the first overall pick.
Happy Thanksgiving From Battle Red Blog
If you limit yourself to things about the Houston Texans to be thankful for in this train wreck of a season, you might find yourself getting sad. I'd suggest you broaden your search for thankfulness to non-Texans things.
Battle Red Blazin' Hot Turkey Legs: Week 13
Battle Red Blog continues its weekly series of NFL picks. Catch an update on how the Unofficial BRB Pick 'Em League is faring.
NFL Week 13 Game Capsule: Texans v. Patriots
A look inside the history and numbers of Texans-Patriots as the 2-9 (ugh) Houston Texans (losers of nine straight!) prepare to host the New England Patriots on Sunday afternoon at Reliant Stadium.
Battle Red Newswire: November 27, 2013
Your one-stop shop for Houston Texans, local sports, and news from around the league for Wednesday, November 27, 2013.
The Captain's Log, Game Eleven: "No Wind"
Capt. Ron checks in with his thoughts on the Texans' loss to the Jaguars, and takes stock of a team that is truly lost at sea.
Battle Red Radio: The End Of Keenumania
The Case Keenum experiment is over and the Houston Texans are now tied for the worst record in the NFL after losing to the Jacksonville Jaguars. Listen to Matt Weston, Chris from Houston Diehards, and BFD while they make snow angels out of the ashes
Resurrecting the BRB Glossary: Assistance Wanted
Many of you have been clamoring for it, and soon it shall be rebuilt; and you could be a part of its construction. The Battle Red Blog Glossary shall be reborn.
Gary Kubiak Presser: "Got To Stay Positive"
The Texans' embattled coach met with the local media yesterday in the wake of the team's ninth straight loss. See what he had to say about who's starting at QB against the Patriots, the health of Owen Daniels and Kareem Jackson, and his frustration.
Battle Red Newswire: November 26, 2013
Your one-stop shop for Houston Texans, local sports, and news from around the league for Tuesday, November 26, 2013.
Case Keenum Will Start Versus Patriots
Gary Kubiak announced that Case Keenum, despite his performance yesterday in the Texans' loss to the Jaguars, will be the team's starting QB when the Patriots visit Houston on Sunday.
Battle Red Judgment Day: Condemned Or Forgiven?
Considering a moment in Texans' history that may have foreshadowed the demise of the Texans' 2013 season, and what it means for the future.
Would You Fire Gary Kubiak Today?
The Houston Texans have lost nine straight and are the worst team in the NFL. If you were Bob McNair, would you relieve Gary Kubiak of his coaching duties today? Or wait until the end of the season?
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